I know that the common thinking out there is that it’s Sheri Anderson who’s been leading the writing team since strike material began airing (and of course, deposed Executive Producer Albert Alarr was driving much of the storytelling before his exit)… but I’m starting to think we have our first television show written by ChatGPT on our hands. How else do you explain the utter randomness of stuff like Kristen and Alex hooking up?!
Sure, it sounds like a soap opera — but it’s really just two characters being thrown together with motivations that barely make sense from scene to scene. Kristen is doing all this because she wants Brady back? Then maybe just stop acting like such a beast (shoutout to the original Kristen, Eileen Davidson!). I’m sure him finding out that you’re banging his halfwit relative will lure him in much better than being nice to him and spending time together with your child would. And nothing against casual sex — plenty of people have casual sex and enjoy it, and it’s great! — but a zillion random hook-ups that go nowhere doesn’t make for great dramatic storytelling. Alex has been onscreen for, what, two years? I think this is the seventh woman he’s slept with. Think about when someone like Justin or Lucas was introduced. Or, hell, Brady himself. None of these guys racked up that many lovers that quickly. They’re just hurling him through women and situations. Remember when Stephanie was his One True Love?
The only thing stupider than this hook-up was the idea that Kristen Blake DiMera would be asked to chaperone an elementary school field trip. Yeah, whatever, she was pardoned, but she still threatened an entire wedding’s worth of people with a gun and took a young woman hostage a few years ago. And held Nicole hostage and stole her identity. And shoved HaleyChen to her death. So that’s dumb. Now that I think about it, so is Maggie thinking for even a moment that marrying Konstantin would be a good idea, and so is whatever the hell they’re doing with Everett, whose story almost sounds like a good soap until you try to string together some logic, and then you realize none of it fits. See? ChatGPT.