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We Need to Talk About Billie

July 9, 2014

Remember when the most insane thing Lisa Rinna had done was endorse Depends?

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Well, perhaps you’ll change your mind after watching this video of her performing “Hot ‘N’ Cold” while dressed as Katy Perry.

This is from a show called Sing Your Face Off, in which D-list celebs dress up as pop stars and sing their hits. This was apparently an actual program that aired on planet Earth, and I don’t know how I missed it. If you’re not fully shocked yet, you might care to check out Lisa performing as Britney Spears in full schoolgirl regalia and/or Lisa dressed up as Canadian menace Justin Bieber singing “Baby.” I really can’t stop being shocked by all of this. There are others, if you dare to explore the YouTube links. Also, any show that has Carnie Wilson, RuPaul, and Richard Simmons as its judging panel cannot be a real thing… right?

She’s also apparently hosted/hosting something called A Séance with Lisa Rinna — which looks to be as batshit as it sounds — on LMN, which I think is the Lifetime Movie Network, and that just makes me angry that they’re showing weird reality programming about séances instead of Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? on an endless loop.

And now comes word that she has likely signed on to join the next season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I guess that sort of makes me sad, in the sense that she actually became famous for acting and not just behaving like a drunken banshee… but on the other hand, this woman has literally figured out a way to make a living out of nonsense, and I have to admire that.