Dear Maggie: Will you cool it with all the clucking about how Jennifer is going to ruin Daniel’s life by encouraging him to participate in a clinical trial that might actually fix his Unspecified Hand Tremor Problem?
I mean, a clinical trial cured Caroline’s Alzheimer’s in THREE DAYS, so just calm down and have some faith.
Meanwhile, it turns out that Stefano and Kate are both alive, and that random room Stefano has been hanging out in for three months is located in Germany and not somewhere on the astral plane. All I could think while he was busy dismissing her was, “Dude, you need her around to tell you to mind your blood sugar,” because he sure appeared to be putting away the rich foods there. I still can’t believe we sat through a storyline (well, “storyline”) about supervillain Stefano DiMera facing diabetes and Kate trying to keep him from eating too much cake. Who thought that sounded compelling? I can’t wait for the next installment in the Batman franchise, where we learn about the Joker’s sad but brave battle with IBS.