So far, this week’s episodes indicate that a few Salemites are in desperate need of some reminders.
Justin: It might be helpful to notify your clients when you’ve scheduled visitations for them and the children of whom they’re trying to regain custody, rather than just commanding them to come to random public places and springing these visits on them. They might, y’know, have plans or not be able to make it or show up in less-than-perfect shape or something. I mean, we know that everyone in Salem just wanders around in circles dressed up all day, but the characters aren’t supposed to acknowledge it.
Also, a bar is probably not the best place for a Skype date between a woman and the baby she wants back.
Roman and Rafe: Sami is going to be fine. She literally received the lethal injection and woke up. I think she’ll pull through this biopsy!
Roman and Rafe: Oh wait, Lexie told you she’s fine?! WATCH OUT!
T: IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING SERIOUS. Calm down, buddy! Not only are you now a homophobe, but you’re an ageist, too? I expect you to be kicking puppies next week, and by November sweeps, we’ll be finding out that you’ve always admired your great-grandpa Adolf.
Readers: I am not a misogynist, because when I call Taylor a dumb whore…
…I’m just being factual! I’m not even going to complain about how revealing that she once worked as a prostitute and was close with Quinn makes a(n even bigger) mess of her incessant need for EJ to “change” and “be a better person.” I just love how they’re trashing her to hell and back before she goes away.