I was totally planning to watch Dirty Soap from the minute E! announced it. A show that combines soaps and people behaving in a completely uncivilized manner (see: the trailer where Farah Fath and Kirsten Storms appear to be auditioning to be the new Heidi and LC)? Right up my alley. I was a little nervous that it’d be too corny to bear, but within the first few minutes, I could tell that this was something I’d be into.
And then I SAW MYSELF ONSCREEN:
There were still 56 minutes of show after that, so I’ll attempt to share my thoughts on them. Meanwhile, my mom has decided that, based on my “guest-starring” role on an E! reality show, I am basically a Kardashian. As for the people and situations actually featured on the show: