I know, Carrie. I feel the same way.
Can we talk about the complete and utter lunacy that was Carrie’s little aside to Austin about how she’s been texting with her mother? Last we saw, wasn’t Anna on the run from the law because of that little incident in which she kidnapped Sami’s infant daughter? Didn’t Carrie visit Salem and apologize profusely to Sami on behalf of her mother? So now they’re texting?
What do those texts even look like?
hi luv, got a kicky new scarf and giant sunglasses 4 a disguise 2day. xoxo mom
That’s great, Mom! I just took the American bar exam in Zurich and passed! Don’t worry, I won’t tell my entire family of police officers and international agents where you are!
And then she and Austin took a walk to the Horton Town Square and did this:
Isn’t that tree in a public place? FOR THE PUBLIC? These people are such egomaniacs. “Of course the people of Salem want to see OUR NAMES on their tree!” She really does take after Marlena.
Also, has Carrie just been carting around custom Christmas ornaments with her, Austin, and Anna’s names on them in case she comes across a tree on which she’d like to hang them? This show is SO WEIRD, you guys.