And what a glorious return — stomping in in those six-inch heels, acting like a loon, smacking Daniel in the face. I caved and read some spoilers, and I was horrified to discover that even Kristen would of course have to be in Daniel’s orbit, but if she just keeps slapping him and having him beaten, she’ll secure a permanent spot atop my Favorite Characters of All-Time list.
The show has been so good that I haven’t been super-inspired to write any posts, because they would just be lists of things I love: Sami and Anne semi-teaming up; Sami blackmailing Kayla; Marlena having feelings of dread like she’s freaking Celeste; Will getting a fire lit under his ass. It’s been so fun lately. Though I could do without Paige taking up Belle Black’s title of Judgmental Virgin Queen of Salem, and also without Theresa and Eve having a long, vague conversation about Rare Blood Types. Dear someone on the staff: there aren’t that many! Open Wikipedia. I know you already have the entry for “Daniel Jonas” bookmarked so you can keep editing it to include “(Best Man in Salem)” in the title, anyway.