Maggie found out that Victor gave her egg to Lillian Jonas and walked out on him, and we haven’t seen them for a week? This effing show.
Sami and Will had their big, two-episode breakthrough conversation in the DiMera living room all by themselves? Stefano literally has THE WORST STAFF EVER. This effing show.
Oh, and Sami talked to Adrienne about their sons offscreen? If, 25 years ago, someone said that Adrienne Johnson would be having a conversation with Roman and Marlena’s daughter about both of their sons being gay, we would’ve been like, “OMG.” That is what soaps are all about. But no, no, gotta keep that offscreen so there’s more time for Abigail and Cameron to talk about when they’re going to hang out again. This effing show.
Speaking of: Jack and Jennifer GOT ENGAGED OFFSCREEN? Say it with me… This effing show!
(It really seems like there’s a much more interesting show going on offscreen, doesn’t there? It gets dark outside, people drive, romantic meals and business dinners are held in places other than the middle of the mall…)