Cast Away

This plane crash stuff is only half-holding my attention (at best), but I really don’t know what’s the most implausible part of it all: that Gabi, who scrounged up a fancy flight attendant’s get-up at the very last minute, would’ve also packed this sensible outfit for a jaunt to Greece…

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…or that JJ apparently took the time after a plane crash, while stranded on a deserted island, to shave his chest.

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At least that skull should give them hope — there must be a Halloween store somewhere on this island!

Speaking of islanded:

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I hate that they’ve improbably made Chloe the bad guy in all this. Yeah, I wish she’d given Holly to Nicole months ago, but Nicole was such a stubborn moron about Deimos that I sort of understood Chloe’s part in it. But now we have everyone telling Chloe it’s her fault that Brady almost died, and just when I thought Marlena’s appeal would get through to her, they go and have her dig in her heels like an asshole and take the baby as Nicole goes down on kidnapping charges. Well, if the goal was for me to despise just about everyone in this: mission accomplished!

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15 Comments on “Cast Away”

  1. Shea Says:

    “JJ apparently took the time after a plane crash, while stranded on a deserted island, to shave his chest”

    LOL. Hey, his mother managed to save her diaphragm while escaping a sinking ship by leaping into the ocean and swimming out to live boat and then washing up on some desert island AND somehow managed to insert the damn thing in a dirty cave without Jack even noticing.

  2. Don’t forget that Jen had emergency surgery at the Horton cabin on an island!

  3. Jamie Says:

    JJ finding time to shave his chest is the biggest tragedy caused by the amulet thus far, including the plane crash.

    With the cursed amulet and now the skull, I keep thinking of the time the habitat house was being built for the Lockharts and they found that can… Much like that, I’m guessing this will go nowhere.

    Meanwhile, there are 7 people on that island and JJ and Lani sure helped themselves to quite a picnic spread. Someone needs to learn how to ration and share!

  4. underyourwing Says:

    someone needs to learn how to captivate their audience and write somewhat more believable yet soapy scripts…..AHOY!!!

  5. Mo Says:

    JJ and/or Casey Moss needs to realize shaving his chest isn’t fun for anyone.

    All the clothes are so hilariously out of place! I keep expecting them to start swing dancing and a GAP logo to appear at the bottom of the screen.

    Either the fashion department decided they are all wearing white so it can look “dirty” after a week (month?) on the island or it will stay improbably white because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .

    • mykleraus Says:

      Yes! A Gap commercial. That’s EXACTLY what it all reminds me of.

      I’m sure everyone will wind up with, like, dirt smudges and some wrinkles next week. It’s the sartorial equivalent of someone going through brain surgery and then having a band-aid on his/her forehead.

  6. […] all the other cosmetic fuckery going on out there, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that he took time out of searching for […]

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