Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
Truly strange, yet amusing, casting news that pertains to the very near future behind the cut…
According to Soaps.com, Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins — yes, that one, of R&B girl group TLC — begins appearing tomorrow, November 30th, as a prison inmate named Sheila.
I don’t even know what to do with this. I loved TLC, but the utter randomness of this is about to make my head explode. Maybe she’s looking to get more into acting and is trying to book a bunch of guest spots so she has some work to show for herself. Maybe Ken Corday is a huge fan of “No Scrubs.” I don’t know. Please at least let there be some inside reference to TLC lyrics, like, oh, Hattie explaining that she “ain’t 2 proud 2 beg” for seconds in the cafeteria. Something! Anything!
I’ll look forward to Toni Braxton’s upcoming stint as the prison janitor.