Marlena has been a lot of things over the years — a terrible psychiatrist, a neglectful mother, a serial killer, the victim of Satanic possession — but one thing she’s never been is a rancher. So I’m not sure why she had this fringed abomination in her closet.
Maybe Sami left it behind? Look at this thing from the back:
Chad is like, “What is going on and how do I get away from it ASAP?!”
Meanwhile, Kate is all, “Listen, Marlena. As a woman of a certain age who worked her way up from nothing* to become a successful business executive, let me show you how it’s done — a series of connected doilies revealing your bra!”
*”What I actually worked my way up from was being a prostitute, but you’d never know by the way I dress, right?”
I actually really like that skirt, though. And the softer hair. And the way they had Kate explain how ashamed she is that she didn’t take Jordan’s claims of abuse at Clyde’s hands seriously. Finally!
Tags: Salem StyleYou can comment below, or link to this permanent URL from your own site.