Garbage Pail Kids
“I can leave this here. It’s not like Ben is going to go through the trash,” declared Abigail, clutching the box of a home pregnancy test, to an audience of people who know that’s exactly what will happen.
To be fair, that still does seem like a safer option than handing it to Will to let him dispose of it. There would’ve been a badly Photoshopped ABIGAIL DEVERAUX KNOCKED UP – WHO’S THE DADDY?!?!?! cover on every tablet in Salem by nightfall.
That said, can we talk about this trashcan?
You know what I see in there? A lot of recycling. It’s paper and cardboard. Didn’t Salem go through some wild Green Initiative a few years back? If Sami’s selfish ass can design an entire wedding to be eco-friendly, surely Abigail and her backwoods boyfriend can sort their 400 pieces of wadded-up yellow legal paper into a different receptacle for the good of the planet!
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