Garbage Pail Kids

“I can leave this here. It’s not like Ben is going to go through the trash,” declared Abigail, clutching the box of a home pregnancy test, to an audience of people who know that’s exactly what will happen.

To be fair, that still does seem like a safer option than handing it to Will to let him dispose of it. There would’ve been a badly Photoshopped ABIGAIL DEVERAUX KNOCKED UP – WHO’S THE DADDY?!?!?! cover on every tablet in Salem by nightfall.

That said, can we talk about this trashcan?

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You know what I see in there? A lot of recycling. It’s paper and cardboard. Didn’t Salem go through some wild Green Initiative a few years back? If Sami’s selfish ass can design an entire wedding to be eco-friendly, surely Abigail and her backwoods boyfriend can sort their 400 pieces of wadded-up yellow legal paper into a different receptacle for the good of the planet!

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20 Comments on “Garbage Pail Kids”

  1. Jamie Says:

    Well, to be fair these are the same two 20-somethings who apparently haven’t mastered the usage of birth control. I can see how recycling could stump them.

  2. marypickford Says:

    Rookie mistake, Abigail!!

  3. otherweb1 Says:

    I am SO glad you are mentioning this! I was having a perfectly good time watching today’s episode … until this. I was outraged!!!! Damn writers … here, let me help them out. How about Abigail is so flustered and distraught as she rushes out the door to go to the hospital that she doesn’t remember that she left the box on the bathroom sink??!!! Or it drops out of her bag on the way out??!!

  4. otherweb1 Says:

    Plus, why did Abigail use Clyde’s housewarming gift card toward purchasing ugly trash can liners with even uglier blue rimming? Shouldn’t she have purchased one of those $200 covered silver cans with the foot pedal from Pottery Barn?

    • mykleraus Says:

      Ha! Didn’t Ben point out whatever she bought the other day? Clyde was like, “Oh, I got her thank-you note!” He had given her the gift card the night before!

  5. otherweb1 Says:

    Although, on the bright side, it will be a riot to see how Ben discovers it. Will he go to take out the trash and say “That’s odd, why is this brown paper bag in with the 400 pieces of yellow legal paper? The curiousity is killing me. I think I’ll take a look to see what’s inside.” Or will Days play the Green card with, “Hey, I could totally re-purpose this bag and make it into a puppet for Arianna the next time I visit Will and Sonny. Wait a minute. What the …. ???”

    • mykleraus Says:

      I’m betting he will trip over it/knock it over in another poorly staged Salem mishap. It won’t be as ‘good’ as Jennifer opening her door and tripping over that random box of paper, though…

  6. otherweb1 Says:

    And so long as Ben tells Abigail he found it, which I doubt he will, what’s her excuse? “Oh, it was for a friend.” What friend? Abigail doesn’t have any friends.

  7. underyourwing Says:

    i think hope copped it but i was outside at the time and missed who picked up that mess……..i am happy to hopefully be seeing AbbyHaveMeGoAhead gestate a dimera fetus and all the joy that will ensue!!

  8. underyourwing Says:

    oh it’s just a little pee…….


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