An Indecent Proposal
Will somebody please lock this jackass up?
This is the fourth time he has proposed to someone since 2010. And that’s not even counting the elopement with Theresa! Is he getting a discount on rings at this point? Dude, you are a recovering addict who just found out he has an infant and has been dating this woman for, like, four months. Cool it.
Given the fact that every single woman he’s proposed but hasn’t actually married is now dead, I would probably react the same way as Melanie.
She’s just like, “Oh. Well, that’s… a thing that’s happening. I, uh… Oh dear.” Or perhaps this would be more accurate:
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