Lady Sings the Blues
How nice of Serena to lend Theresa one of her 9,000 cobalt blue dresses for her baby-retrieving trip to Italy!
Is Salem really some kind of clothes-sharing commune? At least she isn’t wearing a burgundy button-down belted at the waist, I suppose. And I know that when I have a sleepless night in a foreign country, terrified that the local authorities won’t allow me to take my kidnapped infant home with me, I always make the time for a side ponytail.
(Side note: my mother threw a baby shower for my sister-in-law last weekend, and when my mom emerged for the party, she was wearing a dress in that exact same shade of blue! She looked wonderful, but I almost screamed at the sight of it. If her gift for the mother-to-be had been elephant-related…)
Fashion follies aside, this Italy caper has been surprisingly great. Smart choice to have Kristen’s “final” (come on, she’s only dead until they need her to pop up again) showdown be against Marlena. And if James E. Reilly were writing the show, you can bet Marlena would’ve become Days‘ answer to Amanda Knox, detained and railroaded by Italian authorities in the midst of all sorts of shenanigans.
One more fashion-related note from this week:
How nice that Nicole hasn’t yet run out of hideous prostitute garb. Will someone please help this poor woman?!