WTF Wednesday: Daytime Emmy Fashion
While the latest Daytime Emmys were not as much of a sanity-destroying hellscape as those of recent years, there were still some moments of questionable taste on display. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you our very own Eve Donovan, Kassie dePaiva:
Is it a slip? Is it impractical hosiery? This is a lot of things, but a dress for a formal occasion (“formal” in this sense means “requiring one to leave the house”) this is not. Her boobs are not flattered, she has no hips, and it’s that horrible fake nude shade found primarily in figure skating costumes.
On to Jennifer Rose:
Melissa Reeves is like, “I was told my character was getting married today. This seems off. Where am I?”
And then we have poor Mary Beth Evans.
I almost don’t hate the print. (I said almost.) But dresses of this length flatter approximately no one, and it continues her very weird trend of dressing like Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus if Ms. Frizzle were also… a lesbian apothecary? I’m always so confused. I was watching old YouTube clips a while back and came across this gem, which Kayla wore to Jennifer and Frankie’s wedding (which she just happened to return to Salem for, in time for Steve to show up alive, even though she hadn’t bothered to come home for anything else including her own mother’s funeral).
That is not a coat. That is a dress in the style of a pink trenchcoat! No wonder Steve came waltzing in with his amnesia and was all, “I married you?!”
In conclusion, these women probably let the Days wardrobe department outfit them for this event. I have to believe that.