I See Right Through You

The Good: John’s scenes with Paul and his grandfather in San Francisco (which looks remarkably similar to the Vatican) were pretty enjoyable. It’s good to see Kristen again, even if her whole plan is absolutely batshit crazy. Melanie was almost smothered to death in an airplane lavatory by an inflatable raft. Everyone is shouting about The Coat so often that it’s reaching My Mother’s Cameo levels. Serena finally wore something that was a different color.

The Bad:

It’s see-through and either knitted or lacy or some hellish combination of the two.

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She’s started a trend. Jennifer is concerned that she’s wearing a figure skating costume. (So concerned that she lost her mind and had to call Eve to scream at her to tell her that she was coming over to scream at her some more about how they need to all have dinner together. Maybe just send an e-mail next time?)

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Kristen’s crazy ass is also onboard with this trend (though it’s the least ridiculously see-through of the bunch).

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JJ even dreamed about Paige wearing some kind of hole-addled knit!

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To be fair, it was a nightmare. But still.

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16 Comments on “I See Right Through You”

  1. otherweb1 Says:

    The bigger nightmare was JJ telling Paige he’d pay for half the hotel! HALF????!!!! Wow, way to take care of the ladies JJ!!! Who knew he could be such a gallant knight in shining armor?! The BIGGEST nightmare though is Jen … and to think she criticizes Eve for being such a bad mother. Bitch, please!

    • mykleraus Says:

      LOL. That whole hotel thing was hilarious. Paige cannot wait to get it again!

      Jennifer is as out-of-control as Eve now. They both need to be institutionalized.

      • Jamie Says:

        Wait….institutionalized… where’s Laura these days?? Wouldn’t that be a fun story if Jen and Eve were both sent off to the institution and Laura was in there? It would have to be better than what we’re currently watching, at least…

      • mykleraus Says:

        Laura’s living in some weird living room that has the same walls as Eric’s rectory office and is in a NotSalem place. Jen went to visit her and sit on her couch a few years ago to talk about DANIEL, of course.

      • Dylan Says:

        I remember Jen visiting Laura. That was during the Chloe/Daniel days. Fun times. We didn’t get to hear about what Laura has been up to these past few years, or even where she LIVES. Ridiculous

      • mykleraus Says:

        I want to believe that it WAS an institution, and everyone just lets her believe it’s a normal house because she’s so cuckoo that it’s easier.

      • Andie Says:

        @Jamie I’m not sure exactly where Laura lives these days and if she is in some sort of assisted living OR on her own. Jen was off-screen for a few weeks around the time Sami left last October to visit Laura and took care of her following some sort of major surgery. Late last week, Jen told Daniel she was leaving town for a few days to take care of her Mom yet again bc she was having surgery but, it was “nothing serious.” Jen was sitting was on a plane enroute to Laura’s last time I saw her. I wish Laura would come to Salem for the 50th, she was so bat s— nuts it was entertaining.

    • otherweb1 Says:

      There should be some sort of poll on who is the most screwed up citizen in Salem. Brady? Kristin? Jen? JJ? Nicole? Eve? Lucas? Will? Notice I did not say Theresa … for me, she’s more just pissed off and bitchy than screwed up. I mean, what’s the worst she’s ever done other than get drunk and sleep with rich strangers? Well, ok, so she clocked her BFs dad over the head with a fireplace poker and then blamed it on the BF … but hey, I’m willing to give her a pass on the grounds that the first truly crazy offense doesn’t count.

      • mykleraus Says:

        I think I would have to vote for Stefano, who — despite having his shit together — is constantly wasting time, money, and energy on these overly elaborate schemes just to fuck with people he doesn’t like.

      • otherweb1 Says:

        I put Jen and Eve at a tie. Eve mostly for sleeping with a teenager / sleeping with her teenager daughter’s teenage boyfriend. And Jen for organizing it so that her teenage son could sleep with his virgin teenage girlfriend after sleeping with her mother 3 times. Although, Jen slightly wins with the bonus points she gets for raising a son who would only offer to pay for 1/2 of a motel room with his gf. At this point, I think what would make the most sense is if Eve and Jen would just sleep with each other, then get the hell out of dodge so I don’t have to deal with their ludicrous, immature bull that is making Anne Millbauer look like a role model.

      • mykleraus Says:

        Jennifer is rapidly getting out of control. What she should have done was either tell JJ that *he* had to tell Paige what he’d done, or, if she wanted to stay out of Paige and Eve’s relationship, tell JJ that he is to continue letting Paige think he cheated and stay away from her. What the hell is he learning by fucking up and then having his mother cover up his mistake so diligently?

  2. Dylan Says:

    Also, Brady, Melanie, Paul and John are all at the Vatican/Rome/San Francisco. Maybe they’ll all bump into each other?

  3. Andie Says:

    Shrewena’s dress as usual looks like it was painted on; she should avoid purple it washes her out and makes her look like Barney the Dinosaur. Jen looks like she covered a nude shift dress with a rohrshack-inspired afghan crocheted by Alice Horton. I actually liked Kristen’s dress, but, it’s probably looks punk rock after the window glass sliced it up. Paige’s dress has a partial resemblance to my the dress my Mom’s wedding dress circa 1976. 😄

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