Lady of the Lake
What is Tori Narita so terrified of — that Paul will find out that her Instagram is really just badly Photoshopped pics of her in front of stock backgrounds, since she’s never been outside the cyborg colony until now?
I can’t decide if this or that horrifying TruVista cover is worse, but that’s sort of like having to choose whether you’d like to spend an eternity locked in a closet with Jordan or Serena. At least intrepid detective Hope Williams Brady is on the case. Fancy Eyes over here can spot a DiMera boathouse from anywhere on Earth, but she can’t notice when she’s staring at some Getty Images shit? Ooooookay.
Credit where credit is due, however: Kate, as usual, looks fabulous.
Lauren Koslow must dress herself, right? Though I’m sure the writers will find some way to foul it up sooner or later.
INT./EXT. HORTON TOWN SQUARE BIODOME – DAY
Enter KATE, wearing a HIDEOUS BLOUSE she borrowed from Eve…
As far as Friday endings go, at least this one made me happy.
Would it kill them to throw us a classic Stefano DiMera “It’s good to be back,” though?