Tuesday Fashion Round-up
Question: how many of you have occasional-to-frequent fantasies of being an early ’90s escort (classy hooker)?
Because this show is supposed to be an indulgent, escapist fantasy, and with the way Nicole is committing hard to that very aesthetic, I can only imagine that someone behind-the-scenes really thinks they’ve got a finger on the pulse of contemporary society here.
Meanwhile, Abigail looks comparatively cute and professional…
…though she seems to be loving the new Flava Flav for Hospital Administrators line at Ballistix. (Seriously, click that photo to enlarge and get a better look. It was a pain to screenshot, but she is basically wearing a necklace from Yo! MTV Raps/Party City.)
We also have Anne, who might or might not literally wear the same dress every day.
Then again, if I had to come to work every day and see the shocking and innovative ways the wardrobe department befouled the other women, I, too, would cling desperately to the one item they’d found me that was actually cute and flattering.
And it’d be best for all of us if I didn’t even comment on Jennifer’s styling this week. Just trust me on that.
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