All That Junk Inside That Trunk
First of all, I need to tell everyone that after the punny title for this post popped into my head, I felt compelled to listen to the Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps,” and I honestly have no idea how we, as a society, allowed that to be a thing.
Now onto the show, which is slightly more refined than that song.
The writing for Serena has to be an inside joke, right? She could not give fewer fucks about hanging out with Eric or Melanie if it doesn’t get her closer to that statue. Eric telling her he didn’t want to go to lunch if they were going to have to talk about the statue was amazing. What is in this damn thing?! I’m crossing my fingers that it isn’t a flash drive containing some important/ridiculous information, or it’s just going to extend this whole thing for months longer once Ciara or Marlena or whoever else gets their paws on said flash drive.
Also, what’s up with Father of the
Year Millennium Daniel letting his toddler bop around the house with a statue? I know the writers have a tenuous grasp on the things that fascinate children (Exhibit A: Ciara becoming obsessed with envelopes), but shouldn’t someone be concerned that this little mute child is going to break the statue and injure himself?
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