The Chest is the Window to the Soul

University Brothel Hospital might be running low on O-negative blood, but there’s one thing that is in bountiful supply: TITS!

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Dear Theresa and Jordan: what you are wearing is neither practical nor acceptable. You are going to work, at a hospital, in the Midwest in the dead of winter — not to the opening of the new club on La Cienega with LC and Audrina, and OMG, Heidi and Spencer are totally going to be there and it’s going to be duh-rama!

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14 Comments on “The Chest is the Window to the Soul”

  1. Dylan Says:

    Ugh. The ridiculous outfits continue, as usual.. How is Theresa not fired from her job yet anyway? She doesn’t do anything!

  2. Jamie Says:

    I am living for Theresa these days! I could not stand her for the longest time, and now she mesmerizes me. And, she makes me laugh.

    Maybe I want to run around Salem Place, stopping to deliver barbs and then making out a with a bad boy every 15 seconds?

    • mykleraus Says:

      I generally love her. I wish they’d have her be a liiiiiittle less nasty and self-destructive sometimes — like she’s always looking for a fight for no reason.

  3. […] Meanwhile, Aiden finally confessed to Hope what really happened the night his wife, Meredith, died: she caught a four-year-old Chase playing with her gun and drunkenly attempted to stop him, only to have the gun go off and kill her; Aiden, wanting to protect Chase (who does not remember the incident), covered it up to look like a suicide. Kristian Alfonso and Daniel Cosgrove were excellent in these scenes. But now that the truth is (seemingly) out, I’ve gotta say: this thing might have more holes in it than a dress Jordan would wear to work. […]

  4. otherweb1 Says:

    I’ve gotten the sense lately that Jen Lilly has come out with rearing good acting because she’s so pissed that the majority of everyone else’s acting sucks so bad. She must get her good acting motivation by forcing herself to watch a couple of hours of Ben and Will’s “acting”

  5. otherweb1 Says:

    I think the “costume designers” are also winners of yet another days contest … this time for high-school seniors aspiring to go to fashion school. Either that, or there was a going out of business sale at the leather shop in Horton Square. I forget which day it was last week, but EVERYONE was wearing a black leather jacket … literally. In one scene alone, Jennifer, Nicole, Eve, Abby, and Theresa were all in the same scene, all wearing black leather jackets. Then … in the same show, JJ showed up wearing a black leather jacket at Daniel’s apt wearing to Daniel, also wearing a black leather jacket! And a month or so ago, the whole town went through this LUDICROUS black and white phase. For over a week, EVERYONE was wearing something in black and white … all at the same time! Even in B&W zebra stripes, Nicole in B&W leopard, Kate in B&W fancy lion tamer apparel, and they would all be in the same scene together. It was freaking weird! For like 2 weeks straight! Then last week, Melanie and Brady wearing matching shades of gray tops? Give me a break! AND, Melanie lost her belt … so in one scene she’s wearing in, in the next she’s not (but crossing her arms in front of her waist to hide it?) and in the next scene it’s back on?! Could they not have retook the scene? Is the show that broke??!!

    • mykleraus Says:

      I’ve noticed that, too. They go through these weird ‘theme’ periods. A little while back, like 80% of the people in one storyline — Clyde, Ben, Jordan, and Abigail, plus T — were ALL wearing clothing in this very specific shade of burgundy (the one that the Club TBD employees’ shirts are). It honestly felt like they’d gotten a surplus bolt of fabric and had to use it somehow.

      What’s insane is that they fired the wardrobe head a while back (maybe a year or two?) and rehired the guy who did Days in the 90s. His taste appears to have devolved to TJ Maxx levels.

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