Those Donovan Ladies

Pop quiz: which of these women is more bananas?

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Answer: it’s a trick question. They’re both completely batshit!

Good to see you, Kim. Poor, crazy Kim — brave, abuse-survivor Kim, who became a therapist, which in the real world would be commendable but in Days world just means she’s more of a whackjob than any patient she will ever treat, forever one piece of bad news away from going back to hang by Chloe’s dumpster, dressed up in one of Theresa’s work dresses and calling herself “Lacey.” And then there’s desperate, nutty Eve, who’s so concerned over her college-aged daughter’s love life that she had to fuck her boyfriend (“Just doing quality control, honey!”) and now thinks it’s totally okay to blackmail a doctor into claiming that her father’s health is way worse than it is just to keep Paige in L.A. That’s not bad karma or anything. “I know Grandpa looks fine, but he’s really ready to kick it at any minute, and the doctor says the only thing that can keep him alive is the love of a good granddaughter!”

It’ll actually be a miracle if Paige doesn’t lose her shit completely at some point, considering that she’s related to Shane Donovan, or as we might need to start calling him, Agent No Woman Left Sane. And if it doesn’t eventually get revealed that Theresa was abused by Kimberly’s ex-husband, Phillip Collier, then I’ll… well, I’ll eat Nicole’s hideous Gay Pimp From New Orleans coat.

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3 Comments on “Those Donovan Ladies”

  1. Andie Says:

    It’s been nice to see Kimberly/Patty Pease again it was like seeing an old friend 😃 I wish we could have seen Shane too. I agree, Paige is not going to mope in the guest room and be on her phone 24/7, she’s gonna figure out what Eve is trying to do after talking to Grandma and Grandpa. I wish Paige would just stay out in CA and go to Stanford as planned!

  2. Simon Parris Says:

    Did I miss anything? Was just busy having a cup of tea with my aunt in the bedroom

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