Hey, Daniel: if you have to ask your friend if it’s okay to bang his ex —

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— then it’s not okay. Go stick your orange dick in a coma patient and leave Eric alone.

Meanwhile, I’m not mad at Melanie’s return so far…

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…but if every time she’s alone she takes the opportunity to look at the cash in her purse and then move her eyes around all shifty-like, this is gonna get old fast.

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6 Comments on “Jonassholes”

  1. rustyspigot Says:

    Its only a matter of time until Ciara gets her hands on that bag of money.

  2. Erin L Says:

    I love Melanie. If i have to live without Ali Sweeney im glad we at least have Melanie. But yes we get it she has some sort of secret that we wont find out what it actually is untill next Christmas. And it will be totally lame. But here’s hoping they do something interesting with her.

    Also she has already commented about Danifer’s great love. Barf.

    • mykleraus Says:

      I feel the same way – I think Mel/Molly Burnett are really needed right now to fill the Sami void.

      I was SCREAMING when she started going on about Daniel and Jennifer. Make it stop!!

  3. Andie Says:

    They should change the name of the show: “Leave it to Daniel.” He is the only one who suspects Melanie’s behavior is abbarent, shifty, and more klutzy than normal. He senses she’s in trouble and “hiding” something. She skirts around the topic of “what’s new with you”; instead she banters on and on about what’s old with everyone else. 😊 Aside from her “secre,” she seems exude a ‘hoiler than thou’ hypocrite attitude, Dannifer Cheerleader, intrusive on other’s love lives, and doesn’t seem to think Abby was in the wrong sleeping with EJ; I was worried because Salem doesn’t seem to have enough characters who possess any or all of those qualities.

  4. Andie Says:

    LOL 😄 on the orange dick…He should stop using the cartridge labeled: “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” in the spray tan booth, not sexy.

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