Eve Does Salem

I literally screamed when JJ was putting the ice on Eve’s hand and the “ooo-EEEEE-yeeeeeeeahhhhh” porn moaning music started up.

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I’m guessing they don’t intend for it to sound so ominous, but I’m kinda ready for this to become a thing. Like, Roman walks in and barks, “What da hell?!” — Eve stares at him as the music swells up. Doug belts out a Christmas tune — Eve is transfixed and the orgasmic melody of her theme song sounds. Theo walks in shouting random words — Eve goes into a trance and the sensual tones of a woman touching herself/a swamp creature rising from the mist fills the room. She doesn’t even need a real story!

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5 Comments on “Eve Does Salem”

  1. UnderYourWing Says:

    i want this broad to slip and fall into the soon to be winters raging river.

    • mykleraus Says:

      LOL. What was up with that fall? It was so badly staged. If she tripped on a rock, she’d probably go flying over the damn river and land on the opposite bank.

  2. Andie Says:

    LMAO 😄 they could have at least had Eve’s heel on her shoe break and she goes tumbling down. Personally I had that “Mrs. Robinson” song by Simon and Garfunkle from The Graduate stuck in my head during this scene.

  3. UnderYourWing Says:

    i just threw up a LOT in my mouth…..

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