Bore-a Ingalls Wilder

Did Tammy Sue grow up in Poplar Bluff or a (terrible) community theatre production of Little House on the Prairie?

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This is one set of pigtails away from being a Slutty Milkmaid Halloween costume. No wonder she ran away and changed her name! The whole thing was made even more absurd by the fact that Clyde was wearing a henley like a normal person. I’m shocked they didn’t have him in overalls, carrying a pitchfork and chomping on a piece of straw while fiddles played in the background.

But here’s the real mystery: WHERE WERE HER GLASSES? Did her vision only go south after she left Poplar Bluff? Did she go on the run because she needed to find an optometrist? Or were the glasses just a clever disguise? Will we ever know the truth?!

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2 Comments on “Bore-a Ingalls Wilder”

  1. Andie Says:

    Oh my gawd! That outfit was so hideous, I kept thinking it was a hybrid of Ellie May Clampett and Goldie Hawn in Overboard while Redneck mullet headed Kurt Russell was making her believe she was his wife from “Elk Snout.” We don’t know the whole story of Tammy Sue/Clyde/Ollie just yet but, I have my theories. I think the glasses helped Jordan “hide.”


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