Tragedy Strikes

Turns out “RIP” has two meanings in Salem this week. The first refers to the late Nick Fallon… and the second to Jennifer’s outfit. As in, rip that mess to shreds and set it on fire!

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What in the name of all that is good and holy is going on here?! Click on that picture to enlarge it, if you dare. As best I can tell, she wanted to wear a funeral negligee, but it wasn’t demure enough, so she put a mustard t-shirt beneath it, topped that off with a burgundy robe, and then felt the perfect finishing touch would be some of Dorothy Zbornak’s trousers.

There are two possibilities here: either Melissa Reeves’s personal style is creeping into the show, or someone who is paid to be a wardrobe professional is making these choices. I don’t know which is the more horrifying option.

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9 Comments on “Tragedy Strikes”

  1. Jayme Says:

    This picture does not even begin to show the magnitude of her outfit. Those pants are not just printed. They are SATIN. And that undershirt is RIBBED. The jewelry matches for god’s sake. This took time!

    Post death/murder outfits on this show confuse me so much. I was just waiting for the white ruffle funeral blouse to make it’s appearance (thanks Maggie! Record time!)

    • mykleraus Says:

      HAHA. I’m almost immune to the ruffles at this point. Almost.

      And thank you for expounding upon Jen’s horrible outfit. It was too much to sum up in one sitting. It was incredibly shocking!

  2. Mike Says:

    Haha I love this. Jenny Horton is a real piece of work.

  3. ML Says:

    Uh, not only are those pants satin, but they’re FLARE LEG. Gabi was also wearing flare leg pants the other day. Between this and the sequin explosion for Will and Sonny’s wedding, someone needs to fire the entire wardrobe department STAT.

    • mykleraus Says:

      It just keeps getting worse!

      I feel, like, every 3-4 years, we hear that the wardrobe department is being replaced… and then they just find new kinds of fuckery to inflict upon these actors/us.

    • otherweb1 Says:

      Forget flare leg, they were more like SKINNY BELL BOTTOMS! Not to mention that all of those were fall colors! See my comment in the Jennifer hair post about how Salem seems to have flipped hemispheres in terms of what season they dress them for! I say before they fire the wardrobe dept, they FIRST need to get a grip on Nicole’s and Abigail’s “style”!!!! Their “outfits” are consistently embarrassing … at least Nicole as horrifying hair to match her horrifying clothes.

      • mykleraus Says:

        Nicole is the WORST. She’s always dressed as a weird combination of a porn star and a grandma. I liked her hair short when they first cut it, but it’s dreadful now.

      • otherweb1 Says:

        HAHAHA! Yes, Nicole is definitely Granny Porn Chic! lol! At least wardrobe-wise. I don’t know how to define her hair wise …. the only thing that comes to mind is Hot Mess.

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