What Happened in Salem: Week of March 17th

A terrible party was the centerpiece of the week’s action:

Some couples rent out the local coffeehouse-cum-nightclub for an engagement party; others choose to wait until the wedding to share their joy with their loved ones. If you are mature fifth graders Jen and Dan, though, you invite some pals over for a pizza party to celebrate the mere fact that you are (once again) dating. The party was, of course, the kind of disaster you might expect when two dysfunctional adults buy some Two-Buck Chuck and invite over a defrocked priest, his ex-porn star girlfriend, two other uppity people who hate each other, and two generally reasonable adults who happen to be black and thus must be shoved together at all turns. At the party, Eric and Nicole had tension over his insistence on waiting until marriage; Hope and Aiden snapped at each other, left separately, and then had coffee to establish that they will continue to dislike one another; and Maxine wondered what she had done to deserve any of this. Meanwhile, Liam showed up at Jen’s house under false pretenses, stole one of her high-necked, floor-length nightgowns (with alluring lacy trim!), and then rolled around in his bed sniffing it and having fantasies of being with her. Hell, who can blame him for going nuts? I lose my mind just having to watch the woman on TV. If I were breathing her fumes, I’d probably be ready to be institutionalized, too.

Check out the whole recap to catch up on What Happened in Salem last week!

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2 Comments on “What Happened in Salem: Week of March 17th”

  1. Erin L. Says:

    “Someone wants to be YOUR friend!? He MUST be a stalker!”


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