The Scourge of Salem

Well, that was vomit-inducing, huh?

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Ways I did not need to start my week: with Jennifer breathlessly going on and on about how wonderful and heroic and selfless Daniel is, and Daniel standing there clenching like he’s trying to hold in a particularly explosive BM. Good grief. And on top of that, you had Jennifer squawking, “You did it for meeeeee!” and both Daniel and Brady yakking about how JJ needs to be “the son that Jennifer deserves.” Oh, that’s how this works, eh?

And don’t even get me started on whatever the hell that was that Jennifer was wearing. From the boobs up, she looks great; from the boobs down, it’s like she found out about Daniel’s Perfect Selfless Act while on the way to perform her Oliver Twist-themed free dance. Seriously: pants under a skirt! A tutu crafted from various scraps of fabric Alice left around the house! It’s no wonder this woman never has time to go to work, if this is how she gets dressed just to hang around.

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2 Comments on “The Scourge of Salem”

  1. Erin L. Says:

    “You did it for meeeee and only meeee!”
    “Well, I did it to help JJ so he would not go to prison.”
    “Who?……Oh, him…..YOU LOVE MEEEEE!!!!”

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