What Happened in Salem: Week of August 20th

The new writers got to work replacing the old writers’ crappy stories with crappy stories of their own…

EJ was abducted by Ian, who revealed that he killed Stefano, and by “killed,” he meant that he replaced him with a double, killed that person, and locked Stefano in a basement wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask, since everyone knows that the biggest problem with Stefano DiMera has traditionally been his cannibalism. Ian went on to explain that his mother was Yvette — the woman whose name Santo DiMera had printed on that coin that everyone forgot about months ago — and thus, Ian believed himself to be a DiMera and oh, by the way, he faked that blood test and EJ is really Stefano’s son. I have never been more grateful to Ian than I was for his efficiency in explaining all this, and I have never been more grateful to the writers than I was for sparing us the flashbacks of James Scott as Santo and Ian Buchanan in a red wig as Yvette, playing out another “great” love story from the past.

Read the rest to find out What Happened in Salem last week!

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